30,470 notes | posted 8 months ago via: larrysdildo | @

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298,419 notes | posted 8 months ago via: the-potatoclub | @sniperscoot

wake up at 5 AM: ill fucking kill all of you
stay up till 5 AM: hahshahsfAhahahagaHAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAGSHAJAHAHAHADA

171,201 notes | posted 8 months ago via: larrysdildo | @bcperfect

bcperfect:

maybe the reason why some of us stay up all night and sleep all day is because we were meant to live on the other side of the planet

….This makes a disturbing amount of sense…

97,809 notes | posted 8 months ago via: hipstirhaz | @booyoutwat

i know im popular and all but it’s really hard to answer all 0 inboxes at once

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58,483 notes | posted 8 months ago via: louehlicious | @drarna

celebrity tweet: i think i just drove past a crime scene
fan reply: PLEASE COME TO BRAZIL

19,669 notes | posted 8 months ago via: louehlicious | @iheartyou-xo

Lads, if you could relive one day, what day would it be? (x)

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81,960 notes | posted 8 months ago via: vuittomlins | @hungarian

tltty:

in art class we had to say what our favorite joke was & 1 girl said “my life” & now i’m determined to find her blog

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125 notes | posted 8 months ago via: vuittomlins | @harryniggerstyles

tommogucci:

“EVERY DIRECTIONER HAS TO HAVE THIS ON THEIR BLOG!!!” “SCROLL PAST THIS IF UR A DIRECTIONATOR” “REBLOG AND UR A VERIFIED DIRECTIONER”

how about say that again and i’ll drop kick you to uganda

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13,696 notes | posted 8 months ago via: vuittomlins | @swoggy

let’s pretend it’s love

5,536 notes | posted 8 months ago via: larrysdildo | @dirtsbag

thethingsiloveabout1d:

Harry would be one of those boyfriends who stays up when you can’t sleep even though his eyes are half opened and he’ll lay with you in bed and watch movies and play with your hair and hum under his breath and rub your back and kiss your head and rock you and sing you to sleep just so you get some rest and he’ll even stay up the whole night to make sure you’re okay and comfortable and safe

358 notes | posted 8 months ago via: hipstirhaz | @likeastoneonfire

but wait

5ratchets:

likeastoneonfire:

how did this

turn into

its time for me to start giving the peasants at my school a chance i guess

1,226 notes | posted 8 months ago via: hipstirhaz | @funny-with-one-direction

Plot twist: Liam breaks up with Danielle
Plot twist: Liam shaves his hair
Plot twist: Liam gets a tattoo
... Oh wait

78,268 notes | posted 8 months ago via: hipstirhaz | @foodtrucker-deactivated20121231

creepstal:

If I’m extra sarcastic with you it probably means I’m flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can’t handle your shit

16,620 notes | posted 8 months ago via: sexualharry | @dreamwalkers

Harry working out x / x

157,839 notes | posted 8 months ago via: sexualharry | @jankyass1-deactivated20121012

jankyass:

if you catch me on the street listening to my ipod and i do a swift head turn i’m probably in the middle of filming my imaginary music video. do not disturb.